Yeah... no one else could be Kraut Killer. He kicks too much ass. And he's hung like a horse. He is just so fucking badass, that it amazes me that someone that badass could exist. In comparison to him, you guys all suck. That's not to say that you guys all suck, it's just in comparison to the great, comely, and well-endowed Kraut Killer that you guys all suck.