[TiberiusAD]

Hah,

+1 for the Cigar man..

Here are a couple more:

5. What is with the damned Junk Mail!:
- Junk mail is called Business bulk, and is simply mail that some business has paid the post office to deliver. We have no control over this... but it does account for a signifigant part of our saleries!
--Side Note-- I make $16.48 an hour!

6. Will you go Postal?
- Yes.
--Actually the Public School system & Wal-Mart have worse reconds for employee & Customer freak-outs--