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jujumantb · 04-11-2005, 12:28 AM

Pushing Carts at Target

1) God damn that job must be easy as hell, you must just sit on your ass and occasionally go and bring in a cart.
FALSE
Bringing in carts and sitting my ass is ATLEAST a 50/50 affair.

2) You must get laid, like, all the time because of you job
FALSE
I only get laid all the time because of my striking good looks and whitty personality.

3) Your job must suck in the winter! It would be sooooo cold!
FALSE
I come prepaired with long underwear and a dachshund with an upset stomach down each leg.

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jujumantb is Offline 2nd Lieutenant Posts: 3,527 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Laguna, Beach woowow Posts: 18463	04-11-2005, 12:28 AM Pushing Carts at Target 1) God damn that job must be easy as hell, you must just sit on your ass and occasionally go and bring in a cart. FALSE Bringing in carts and sitting my ass is ATLEAST a 50/50 affair. 2) You must get laid, like, all the time because of you job FALSE I only get laid all the time because of my striking good looks and whitty personality. 3) Your job must suck in the winter! It would be sooooo cold! FALSE I come prepaired with long underwear and a dachshund with an upset stomach down each leg.