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Coleman · 04-23-2005, 07:51 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":cc2f7]Come on, do you guys realise how easy 5 year old kids start crying? Hell most kids I know start flopping all over the place in pain if they bump their head on the coffee table, so a knee/leg/forearm/fist to the face would put them on the ground for a while.

Lets say you have 30 kids circled around you. Start your assault by charging in any direction. Roundhouse kick to begin. That alone will take out about 3 kids. Then just start running into the rest of the kids. Don't worry about punching, since they will be too short to get down to. Just running over them will knock them to the ground. Eventually, all the kids will be on the ground crying. This is when you begin your knockouts. This is achieved by swift blows to the temple. You could possibly kill a few kids in the process, but oh well.[/quote:cc2f7]maybe you missed the guide lines:
[quote:cc2f7]- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. [/quote:cc2f7]

pay attention to that last one.

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Coleman is Offline Major General Posts: 13,482 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: University Park, PA	04-23-2005, 07:51 PM [quote="Chronic Diarrhea":cc2f7]Come on, do you guys realise how easy 5 year old kids start crying? Hell most kids I know start flopping all over the place in pain if they bump their head on the coffee table, so a knee/leg/forearm/fist to the face would put them on the ground for a while. Lets say you have 30 kids circled around you. Start your assault by charging in any direction. Roundhouse kick to begin. That alone will take out about 3 kids. Then just start running into the rest of the kids. Don't worry about punching, since they will be too short to get down to. Just running over them will knock them to the ground. Eventually, all the kids will be on the ground crying. This is when you begin your knockouts. This is achieved by swift blows to the temple. You could possibly kill a few kids in the process, but oh well.[/quote:cc2f7]maybe you missed the guide lines: [quote:cc2f7]- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. [/quote:cc2f7] pay attention to that last one.