[Madmartagen]

three guys were stranded on the top of a skyscraper and couldnt find a way to get down. they find a magic bottle on the roof and the genie appears after they rub it. the genie says he will turn them into any animal they want so they can fly away. all they have to do is to jump off the building and yell out the animal they wish to turn into and it will be done. the first guy gets a running start and runs to the ledge and jumps off. 'eagle!' he yells. he turns into a a golden eagle and flys down to the street, where he turns back into his normal self. the second guy takes a running start and jumps off and also turns into an eagle. when he lands, the third guy gets a running start, runs to the ledge, but trips over the edge and falls over. 'ahh shit!' he yells out, then he turns into a fat, steamy pile of shit and hits the pavement.

~Fin