
05-05-2005, 02:11 PM
A guy walks into his living room (where his wife it sitting) with a chicken under his arm and says:
"i wanted to show you the pig i've been banging"
his wife says:
"that's no pig!"
he says:
"i wasn't talking to you."
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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