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05-28-2005, 05:30 PM
So where the fuck are the pics??
3 guys--an Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman--walk into a pub, sit down and order a pint of Guiness. When they get their drinks, a fly lands on top of the Englishman's drink. Disgusted, he pushes away his drink without touching a drop. The fly then proceeds to land on the Scotsman's drink. The Scot flicks away the fly, shrugs and takes a sip. The fly then lands on the Irishman's drink. The Irisman deftly snatches the fly by its wings and shakes it over his glass, screaming "Spit it out, spit it out, ya bastard!"
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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