[Zoner]

Man, I feel fortunate after reading about some of you guys' fucked up lives...heh heh.

- My parents don't have sex....never have...I swear. I was immaculately conceived. biggrin:

- Never seen a guy's skull split open with a shovel

- Never been caught firin' up a Tspermnami

- Never fished corpses out of the sea

- Never had a finger jammed up my ass (well, other than my doctor but she doesn't count)