[Zoner]

Egg salad is pretty damn cheap. A dozen eggs is usually less than $2.00

- Boil a couple of eggs for 8-10 mins
- Peel shells and mash eggs with:
---- 1 tbsp mayo (or to taste)
---- 1 tsp mustard
---- 1/2 tsp green relish
---- pinch salt
---- pinch black pepper
---- pinch garlic powder
---- pinch onion powder
- Spread on some bread and stink up the house.