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Default 06-09-2005, 06:12 AM

Any new game modes this year? Like disconnect the life support machine keeping these aging fighters alive? Bust a hip mode? The geritol 5000 challenge? Even a new single player mode where you have to fight your way to the post office to collect your pension would be pretty neat, having to get across a busy road at a speed of 1 foot per second trying to dodge traffic with your zimmer frame. Could even have a "shout at the kids" mode where you spend all day looking out a window then totter to the door and start shaking your walking frame at them if their football lands in your front garden.

Could incorperate a kind of bonus stage where to continue playing you have to defribulate yourself to attempt to restart your heart which has just given out from the stress of walking up 2 stairs.




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