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06-17-2005, 08:42 PM
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping...
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use...
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts...
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals...
On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp...
Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted...
On a toaster:
Do not use underwater...
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