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evenflow · 07-18-2005, 08:55 PM

March 21 - April 19 Aries

I'm not going to call all Aries assholes. But, man, every last one of those guys are complete fucking dicks. The only good thing I've ever seen an Aries do was beat down a guy who stole an old lady's purse. But the only reason he did that was so he could steal it from the mugger and beat the shit out of the old lady with her own medication.

When not molesting children or thinking up new ways to make puppies yelp, you can usually find an Aries at the county jail, doing plea-bargained time for possession of meth.

Aries fun fact! The death threat was invented by an Aries in the year 1217.

Your Future.
You can definitely get away with it. You just have to make sure nobody sees. And if they do see, you have to make sure that they aren't around long enough to tell anyone. Your dick is not small, and by the time you've finished your run of senseless violence, they will all know it. In October, you will show them all. In November, they will all be sorry they ever made fun of you. But start preparing now because romance is right around the corner! And she must pay for her dirty, filthy sins.

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evenflow is Offline Private 1st class Posts: 210 Join Date: Jan 2002	07-18-2005, 08:55 PM March 21 - April 19 Aries I'm not going to call all Aries assholes. But, man, every last one of those guys are complete fucking dicks. The only good thing I've ever seen an Aries do was beat down a guy who stole an old lady's purse. But the only reason he did that was so he could steal it from the mugger and beat the shit out of the old lady with her own medication. When not molesting children or thinking up new ways to make puppies yelp, you can usually find an Aries at the county jail, doing plea-bargained time for possession of meth. Aries fun fact! The death threat was invented by an Aries in the year 1217. Your Future. You can definitely get away with it. You just have to make sure nobody sees. And if they do see, you have to make sure that they aren't around long enough to tell anyone. Your dick is not small, and by the time you've finished your run of senseless violence, they will all know it. In October, you will show them all. In November, they will all be sorry they ever made fun of you. But start preparing now because romance is right around the corner! And she must pay for her dirty, filthy sins.