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imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 07-27-2005, 08:29 PM

drunken quotes

*Chris: There's beer everywhere! I've got beer in places where I didn't even know I had places!

*Dan: I don't know what the fk is going on! I'm fkd out my fking fker!

*Turbo: I just wanna eat some pussy goddammit!
*Dan: I agree eating pussy is better than eating a hot cross bun when your fucked

[To some lesbians at a club]
*Will: My mother used to dance just like that!

[Whilst trying to find girlies on a crowded dance floor]
*Will: I led you to the promised land- Gank! *waves hand across the crowds of girls infront.
*Paul: Ya but look at the state of them, what the fuck?
*Will: So I failed the Navy navigation test, what you expect? I see a lotta milk & a lil bit of honey.

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imported_Fluffy_Bunny is Offline Senior Member Posts: 3,564 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London	07-27-2005, 08:29 PM drunken quotes Chris: There's beer everywhere! I've got beer in places where I didn't even know I had places! Dan: I don't know what the fk is going on! I'm fkd out my fking fker! Turbo: I just wanna eat some pussy goddammit! Dan: I agree eating pussy is better than eating a hot cross bun when your fucked [To some lesbians at a club] Will: My mother used to dance just like that! [Whilst trying to find girlies on a crowded dance floor] Will: I led you to the promised land- Gank! waves hand across the crowds of girls infront. Paul: Ya but look at the state of them, what the fuck? *Will: So I failed the Navy navigation test, what you expect? I see a lotta milk & a lil bit of honey.