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Chronic Diarrhea · 07-30-2005, 11:19 PM

Well remember I'm SMU, so that's probably why, it just seems really stupid at times.

I just had my #1 greatest game of all time. SMU vs. Tulsa oOo: happy:

It was a rainy night, and the two teams were going back and forth. Tulsa scores on their opening drive, and I do the same. Tulsa kicks a FG to make it 10-7. I kick a FG to tie it up at halftime 10-10.

Tulsa comes out in the 3rd ripping a huge asshole in my defense. No matter what play I called, they fucked me over with their west coast shit. TD. 17-10, no big deal, right? Next posession my Race for the Heisman guy fumbles the fucking ball. Two plays later Tulsa launches one. 24-10 end of 3rd. Fuck.

I come out in the 4th with some running. 20 yards here and there. TD. 24-17. Tulsa punts, I'm in good shape. Next posession the fucks blitz me like a bitch and my OL does jack shit, fumble, their ball. Next play TD. 31-17 with 2-something left. Next posession three plays 68 yard TD pass. 31-24. Tulsa throws a little pass out to the flats, and my impact CB strips the ball from that little bitch. I mix up the running and passing to get a 2 yd TD with 40 seconds left.

Tulsa fucks my shit over and throws a bomb, of course it's complete, my fucking CB was still jacking off at the line of scrimmage. They're on the 18 yard line with 20 seconds left. Sack. Timeout. Next play sack. Timeout, 4 seconds left. 4th and 28 they throw another fucking bomb, and my two fuckheads are having a circle jerk with each other, don't even bother to defend him. TD with no time left. XP is good, 31-31 we're going into OT.

I win the toss and elect to defend first. I shut those fags down. They pass on 3rd and 7, but only get 6 yards. They kick the field goal and it's good. 34-31. My posession first play I take my heisman guy and run it down to the 5 yard line. Next play 2 yards. Next play I stroll into the end zone. 37-34. Game over.

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Chronic Diarrhea is Offline 1st Lieutenant Posts: 4,318 Join Date: Jun 2002	07-30-2005, 11:19 PM Well remember I'm SMU, so that's probably why, it just seems really stupid at times. I just had my #1 greatest game of all time. SMU vs. Tulsa oOo: happy: It was a rainy night, and the two teams were going back and forth. Tulsa scores on their opening drive, and I do the same. Tulsa kicks a FG to make it 10-7. I kick a FG to tie it up at halftime 10-10. Tulsa comes out in the 3rd ripping a huge asshole in my defense. No matter what play I called, they fucked me over with their west coast shit. TD. 17-10, no big deal, right? Next posession my Race for the Heisman guy fumbles the fucking ball. Two plays later Tulsa launches one. 24-10 end of 3rd. Fuck. I come out in the 4th with some running. 20 yards here and there. TD. 24-17. Tulsa punts, I'm in good shape. Next posession the fucks blitz me like a bitch and my OL does jack shit, fumble, their ball. Next play TD. 31-17 with 2-something left. Next posession three plays 68 yard TD pass. 31-24. Tulsa throws a little pass out to the flats, and my impact CB strips the ball from that little bitch. I mix up the running and passing to get a 2 yd TD with 40 seconds left. Tulsa fucks my shit over and throws a bomb, of course it's complete, my fucking CB was still jacking off at the line of scrimmage. They're on the 18 yard line with 20 seconds left. Sack. Timeout. Next play sack. Timeout, 4 seconds left. 4th and 28 they throw another fucking bomb, and my two fuckheads are having a circle jerk with each other, don't even bother to defend him. TD with no time left. XP is good, 31-31 we're going into OT. I win the toss and elect to defend first. I shut those fags down. They pass on 3rd and 7, but only get 6 yards. They kick the field goal and it's good. 34-31. My posession first play I take my heisman guy and run it down to the 5 yard line. Next play 2 yards. Next play I stroll into the end zone. 37-34. Game over.