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Nyck · 08-01-2005, 10:07 PM

FUCKING ROFL...ITS ALL TRUE

If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It! - They're simply preparing it for you, like a Christmas present! All your teammates want to be sure you drive only the finest and most physically acceptable vehicles. If you really want to show your gratitude, use the vehicle to run them over and then spam the "sorry" message approximately 400 times in the hope they won't punish you for a team kill. Then drive the vehicle straight into a large body of water or off a cliff while honking the horn like a retarded burn victim. Of course the chances of somebody on a public server not punishing you for a team kill are like one hundred billion infinity to -10, so remember to get really angry at them and inform them they're "spic nigger wop chink fags" when the inevitable occurs. This helpfully lets them know they are spic nigger wop chink fags.

ROFLFLFLFOFLFOFOLFOLFOFLOLLL

Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces).

Fucking flag skipping is gay

LOLOLOLOLO

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Nyck is Offline General of the Army Posts: 17,299 Join Date: May 2002	08-01-2005, 10:07 PM FUCKING ROFL...ITS ALL TRUE If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It! - They're simply preparing it for you, like a Christmas present! All your teammates want to be sure you drive only the finest and most physically acceptable vehicles. If you really want to show your gratitude, use the vehicle to run them over and then spam the "sorry" message approximately 400 times in the hope they won't punish you for a team kill. Then drive the vehicle straight into a large body of water or off a cliff while honking the horn like a retarded burn victim. Of course the chances of somebody on a public server not punishing you for a team kill are like one hundred billion infinity to -10, so remember to get really angry at them and inform them they're "spic nigger wop chink fags" when the inevitable occurs. This helpfully lets them know they are spic nigger wop chink fags. ROFLFLFLFOFLFOFOLFOLFOFLOLLL Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces). Fucking flag skipping is gay LOLOLOLOLO **"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I hate plans."*** - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/