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Doctor Duffy · 08-03-2005, 10:53 PM

Christ, you guy's can complain about anything. And why would I lie about this? I mean, if I lied, I would have atleast added outrageous sex, explosive explosions, and me rescuing a baby that was inches from disaster. Who out there lies about walking home in the rain?

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":b1db7]you should have wanked on your 16 y/o swimming instructor. Fancying your swimming instructor must suck ass, imagine wearing trunks when swimming & then getting a bon0r oOo:[/quote:b1db7]

I do. Not to get too in depth here (get it? IN...DEPTH? SWIMMING? WATER? DEPTH?? AHAHAHAHAAA rock: rock: rock: ) but if anyone has noticed (maybe its just me), after getting naked to dress into you're regular clothes, check out you're anus. The muscle turns grey, and it shrivels up. I dont know whether its all the water, chlorine or what, but it's atleast 100% boner proof...until you get out of the water.

I try not to look at her much, but the closest my willy went wet (Before I go on, these whole swimming lessons Im taking is with a bunch of nine year olds, and Im the tallest and oldest kid there, so its awkward as hell...I never learned how to swim when I was young, but Im going to start surfing down in Mexico, so I decided it'd be a good idea to learn how to swim) was when we were doing some wierd technique (think its called the Egg Beater) with the legs, and we were all lying on the hot concrete, practicing before we went in, and I wasnt getting it down, and she laid right beside me, and started spreading her legs around. I couldnt fucking believe it was happening to me...still cant.

I love you, Eight Ace.

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Doctor Duffy is Offline Senior Member Posts: 5,825 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Banned	08-03-2005, 10:53 PM Christ, you guy's can complain about anything. And why would I lie about this? I mean, if I lied, I would have atleast added outrageous sex, explosive explosions, and me rescuing a baby that was inches from disaster. Who out there lies about walking home in the rain? [quote="Fluffy_Bunny":b1db7]you should have wanked on your 16 y/o swimming instructor. Fancying your swimming instructor must suck ass, imagine wearing trunks when swimming & then getting a bon0r oOo:[/quote:b1db7] I do. Not to get too in depth here (get it? IN...DEPTH? SWIMMING? WATER? DEPTH?? AHAHAHAHAAA rock: rock: rock: ) but if anyone has noticed (maybe its just me), after getting naked to dress into you're regular clothes, check out you're anus. The muscle turns grey, and it shrivels up. I dont know whether its all the water, chlorine or what, but it's atleast 100% boner proof...until you get out of the water. I try not to look at her much, but the closest my willy went wet (Before I go on, these whole swimming lessons Im taking is with a bunch of nine year olds, and Im the tallest and oldest kid there, so its awkward as hell...I never learned how to swim when I was young, but Im going to start surfing down in Mexico, so I decided it'd be a good idea to learn how to swim) was when we were doing some wierd technique (think its called the Egg Beater) with the legs, and we were all lying on the hot concrete, practicing before we went in, and I wasnt getting it down, and she laid right beside me, and started spreading her legs around. I couldnt fucking believe it was happening to me...still cant. I love you, Eight Ace.