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Default 08-10-2005, 09:38 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":06e01]burners and replaced with water except our station and the two hottest girls station[/quote:06e01]

LMAO, who says being a hot girl doesn't have it's advantages. biggrin:

I have gotten in trouble for three stupid things in school.

Kindergarten: The teacher was reading a story and I was smiling (Don't ask why, I was a faggoty kid) and I guess the teacher thought I was being a smartass and told me to go take my Humpty Dumpty off the wall or some shit like that.

5th Grade: I called some girl a prostitute. rock:

6th Grade: I said, "Sup n*gga?" in the hallway to somebody and got in school suspension.

7th Grade: I did something obscure this year but I can't remember what it was.

9th Grade: There was some noise during Spanish class, and some people got up to go look at it. The teacher even got up and went to go look at it. I got up too, and she wrote all of us up. I hated that bitch. She would let the girls chew gum in class but if she saw a guy doing it she would write him up.

10th Grade: I punched this faggot on our football team in the temple and knocked him down in the locker room. I really didn't get in trouble for this though, the coach just told me not to fuck with people on the team.


And that's it, I was a good boy from that point until now.
  
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