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Doctor Duffy · 08-10-2005, 01:40 PM

Im not a daredevil, nor am I perfect, but when I usually do stuff, I hardly ever get caught - that's really cause I dont do it much..

...I remember in 1st grade, after a field trip to Dominos to see how they made pizza (rofl, no kidding - greatest field trip ever), I was done drinking my soda, and I was sitting at a table (Dont put on by calling me a racist after you read this) with three black kids (about the only ones in our entire preppy school). I took my soda can, and said "Im Arnold Schwarzenegger!" and crushed the can. One of the kids yelled out "TEACHER! MATT CALLED ME A NIGGER!".

I had no idea what a "Nigga" meant back then, but I kept defending myself, saying I didnt say it, I really didnt say it. They ended up calling my parents, who put it off as total bs.

See, Im not that adventuristic. The most I've ever been in trouble was just this year at school, while walking into the auditorium, everyone was bunched together at the doorway, so I started spazzing out and yelling and flailing my arms and stuff. Then this teacher grabs me and starts spitting in my face, asking what I was doing. Haha, what was funny is that I that the reason we were going into the auditorium was that I was going to win some scholarship (Which, actually, I didnt...GPA was only 3.2).

I also was, in 7th grade, leaping desk to desk, pretending to be Mario, but somehow I never got in trouble for that, even though the Social Studies teacher saw me do it.

Im a badass. hellfire:

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Doctor Duffy is Offline Senior Member Posts: 5,825 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Banned	08-10-2005, 01:40 PM Im not a daredevil, nor am I perfect, but when I usually do stuff, I hardly ever get caught - that's really cause I dont do it much.. ...I remember in 1st grade, after a field trip to Dominos to see how they made pizza (rofl, no kidding - greatest field trip ever), I was done drinking my soda, and I was sitting at a table (Dont put on by calling me a racist after you read this) with three black kids (about the only ones in our entire preppy school). I took my soda can, and said "Im Arnold Schwarzenegger!" and crushed the can. One of the kids yelled out "TEACHER! MATT CALLED ME A NIGGER!". I had no idea what a "Nigga" meant back then, but I kept defending myself, saying I didnt say it, I really didnt say it. They ended up calling my parents, who put it off as total bs. See, Im not that adventuristic. The most I've ever been in trouble was just this year at school, while walking into the auditorium, everyone was bunched together at the doorway, so I started spazzing out and yelling and flailing my arms and stuff. Then this teacher grabs me and starts spitting in my face, asking what I was doing. Haha, what was funny is that I that the reason we were going into the auditorium was that I was going to win some scholarship (Which, actually, I didnt...GPA was only 3.2). I also was, in 7th grade, leaping desk to desk, pretending to be Mario, but somehow I never got in trouble for that, even though the Social Studies teacher saw me do it. Im a badass. hellfire: