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Stammer · 08-10-2005, 07:13 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e86f3]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:e86f3]

Wow that story is strikingly similar to the one I'm about to tell...

Last year my Sophomore year in High school I had a Geometry teacher, and during class she wanted to come up with a word problem in which you needed to solve for area, perimeter, and whatever else you wanted. I didn't really give a shit so I made simple, bullshitish problem, it went something like this...

"Peter Perfect is building a giant triangle for no reason whatsoever. He wishes to cover the triangle in kitten fur, again for no real reason. However he needs to find the area of the triangle in order to do this. Peter is feeling bored this day so he also wants to find the perimeter and volume of the triangle, just for fun. Find the area, perimeter, and volume of peters triangle."

The next day I get into class the lady wanted to talk to me and she said she was offended by it, and at first I though she meant the kitten fur so I told her "Oh the kitten fur? Sorry I didn't know you were an animal person." and she told me that wasn't it. So I though a little harder and it finally dawned on me that she though I meant triangle as pussy and kitten fur as pubes. So I was not only wierded out that a teacher had approached me about it but that she looked that deeply into it. She told me that since I was the only good student in the class (The class was full of fucking retard seniors and juniors.) that she wouldn't take it to the office. Low and behold the next day I'm down in the office. The VP says to me "To be honest kid when she gave it to me I didn't know what the problem was until she explained it." and he let me off the hook.

Now that I think about it was pretty obvious but I really didn’t notice at all.

Edit : The word problem I just typed was a loose recalling of it, I left out all the math on purpose.

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Stammer is Offline Captain Posts: 5,021 Join Date: Mar 2005	08-10-2005, 07:13 PM [quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e86f3]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:e86f3] Wow that story is strikingly similar to the one I'm about to tell... Last year my Sophomore year in High school I had a Geometry teacher, and during class she wanted to come up with a word problem in which you needed to solve for area, perimeter, and whatever else you wanted. I didn't really give a shit so I made simple, bullshitish problem, it went something like this... "Peter Perfect is building a giant triangle for no reason whatsoever. He wishes to cover the triangle in kitten fur, again for no real reason. However he needs to find the area of the triangle in order to do this. Peter is feeling bored this day so he also wants to find the perimeter and volume of the triangle, just for fun. Find the area, perimeter, and volume of peters triangle." The next day I get into class the lady wanted to talk to me and she said she was offended by it, and at first I though she meant the kitten fur so I told her "Oh the kitten fur? Sorry I didn't know you were an animal person." and she told me that wasn't it. So I though a little harder and it finally dawned on me that she though I meant triangle as pussy and kitten fur as pubes. So I was not only wierded out that a teacher had approached me about it but that she looked that deeply into it. She told me that since I was the only good student in the class (The class was full of fucking retard seniors and juniors.) that she wouldn't take it to the office. Low and behold the next day I'm down in the office. The VP says to me "To be honest kid when she gave it to me I didn't know what the problem was until she explained it." and he let me off the hook. Now that I think about it was pretty obvious but I really didn’t notice at all. Edit : The word problem I just typed was a loose recalling of it, I left out all the math on purpose.