List some things that you would love to buy but are highly unlikely for you to ever purchase. (I don't mean a mustang, mansion, or asian sex slave).
I was thinking about those ijoy massage chairs. They have the informercials on tv at 4am. I tried one at a sharper image store and almost creamed my pants from the awesome massage.
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