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Short Hand · **I am going to puke...AGAIN -** 08-14-2005, 11:36 PM

WELL I just got in from the gym, tired as hell and what do I see left over on the kitchen stove top... sheppards pie.. NOW I am hungry so I go to take a big bite, as I am chewing threw the deliciousnous I notice some strange crawling sensation in my mouth........ I look in the pie and what do I see..... EARWIGS ! the limy mother fucking cock sucking cunt smelling nazi mother fucking EARWIGS are crawling in it.... Before I could even think I hurled all over the stove and ran downstairs and washed my mouth out 4 times with Listerine....I feel completely sick right now from it... Fucking disgusting little creatures. I hate them almost asm uch as I hate Centipedes. Now not only am I screwed out of a delicous pie.... BUT I feel sick from those bastards as well. After I recovered I went up stairs, took the pie and threw it out the window with them in it. Son of a fucking bitch. mad:

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Short Hand is Offline Brigadier General Posts: 10,721 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?	I am going to puke...AGAIN - 08-14-2005, 11:36 PM WELL I just got in from the gym, tired as hell and what do I see left over on the kitchen stove top... sheppards pie.. NOW I am hungry so I go to take a big bite, as I am chewing threw the deliciousnous I notice some strange crawling sensation in my mouth........ I look in the pie and what do I see..... EARWIGS ! the limy mother fucking cock sucking cunt smelling nazi mother fucking EARWIGS are crawling in it.... Before I could even think I hurled all over the stove and ran downstairs and washed my mouth out 4 times with Listerine....I feel completely sick right now from it... Fucking disgusting little creatures. I hate them almost asm uch as I hate Centipedes. Now not only am I screwed out of a delicous pie.... BUT I feel sick from those bastards as well. After I recovered I went up stairs, took the pie and threw it out the window with them in it. Son of a fucking bitch. mad: