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Akuma · 08-15-2005, 02:31 PM

The way your dad looked at it, this Presidency was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this Presidency up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Presidency. I hid this uncomfortable piece of politics up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the Presidency to you.

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Akuma is Offline Colonel Posts: 8,386 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: wut	08-15-2005, 02:31 PM The way your dad looked at it, this Presidency was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this Presidency up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Presidency. I hid this uncomfortable piece of politics up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the Presidency to you.