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 [quote:6efdb]Positions Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other)  20 calories
 Woman on top, man on bottom
 (Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.)  25 calories
 From the rear (Mysterious variation)  40 1/2 calories
 Standing: Both partners of equal height  18 calories
 Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man  90 calories
 While in traction
 (very useful during ski season)  124 calories
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 In a phone booth, lying down  274 calories
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