
08-25-2002, 03:00 PM
Woke up around 10:45 am. As I awoke, I saw a little green man sitting on my chest, he told me that "they" were after me. The only way to get away from "them" was to kill everyone I saw. Well, I went up stairs, I reside in my basement, went back downstairs, I forgot my gun, went back upstairs, got some breakfast, went to the local gun shop, beat the clerk to death and took all of the .30 cal rounds and went on a killing spree that ended about ten minutes ago. So, once I got home, I jerked off for about ten minutes, and then posted this.
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