[anti]

Just add on your favourite quotes or moments:

Barney walking down the stairs at Homer's house in Marge's clothing: " I'm going to market!"

Homer: "Did you know the internet's on a computer now?"


Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up


Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story


Asian girl: Are you leaving camp because of that boy? Because thats what I told everyone.
Marge: Yes.
Asian Girl: Your also pregnant


Homer- I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.


Ralph: Your eyes need diapers.


Homer: "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me the woman. And, I have no interest in that, besides occasionaly wearing the underware, which as we discussed is only a comfort thing."

Lunchlady Doris: More testicles mean more iron!


all time favourite
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."