[Madmartagen]

Went out with my friends tonight and got really drunk for the first time. I ended up in the backseat of this whales car. Her legs had stuble, her back had hair, and her snatch stank like it hadnt been bathed in a week. My friends wanted me to get drunk, but they made the mistake of letting me drive there. So to get back, i fuckin sobered up fast with a bucket of water, puked a few times in an alley then took my car and fuckin left those shit fucks behind. 35 minutes later on the road, they call me, but im busy at Taco Bell pouring hot sauce into my throat and gurgling it to get her taste out of my mouth. I dont know how, but i managed to eat food w/o puking all over my car. I staggered home a few minutes ago and took this shot of me waiting for one of my friends to come home, he lives across the street.

[url=http://img388.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img05581bs.jpg:05e36][img]http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/2935/img05581bs.th.jpg[/img][/url:05e36]

cheers motherfuckers