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Zoner · 09-14-2005, 02:56 PM

I got one better. I rented "Sahara" and "Constantine" the same night last weekend. Oh, the waste of money of it all!

Constantine in a nutshell:
- Son of Lucifer trying to take over world
- Keanu was damned to hell for comitting suicide early in life because he was constantly pulling a Hayley Joel Osmont
- God's waiting for Keanu to do one selfless act and he'll get into heaven.
- Keanu makes a deal with the devil to release Rachel Weisz's sister and take him instead.
- God says "Fucking A, Keanu" and is about to let Keanu into heaven.
- Satan says "Fuck that noise", cures Keanu's lung cancer and says "No you don't...you live now, bastard. You'll fuck up eventually...I'll see you in hell."

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	09-14-2005, 02:56 PM I got one better. I rented "Sahara" and "Constantine" the same night last weekend. Oh, the waste of money of it all! Constantine in a nutshell: - Son of Lucifer trying to take over world - Keanu was damned to hell for comitting suicide early in life because he was constantly pulling a Hayley Joel Osmont - God's waiting for Keanu to do one selfless act and he'll get into heaven. - Keanu makes a deal with the devil to release Rachel Weisz's sister and take him instead. - God says "Fucking A, Keanu" and is about to let Keanu into heaven. - Satan says "Fuck that noise", cures Keanu's lung cancer and says "No you don't...you live now, bastard. You'll fuck up eventually...I'll see you in hell."