[lasagna]

Originally Posted by Bucknub

ya so tonight me and my buds decided to just fuck around, we were walking to this party and we saw this godawful car, so me and my boyz went over to it and starting kicking the shit right outta it, we had this slim jim on us and got inside and was trying to start it, next thing I know, there is this 220lbs man running outta his house in his underwear waving a pistol at me, im like HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!, this big fucker opens the car door and shoves the gun in my face. I literaly shit my pants, but no one knew that. I think I left some shit marks on his car seat. anyways, he called the cops and gave them my ID. and im being charged now,

wow what a night, what did u guys do?

i touched my penos