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Sgt>Stackem · 10-14-2005, 12:20 PM

saw this at another site:

The husband had just finished reading the book,
>> 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
>>
>> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
>> to his wife.
>>
>> Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now
>> on, I want you to know that I am the man of this
>> house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me
>> a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
>> my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
>> Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath
>> so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath,
>> guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
>>
>> His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director
>> would be my guess?!"

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Sgt>Stackem is Offline Senior Member Posts: 3,161 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Detroit, MI	10-14-2005, 12:20 PM saw this at another site: The husband had just finished reading the book, >> 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. >> >> He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up >> to his wife. >> >> Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now >> on, I want you to know that I am the man of this >> house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me >> a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating >> my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. >> Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath >> so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, >> guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" >> >> His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director >> would be my guess?!"