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Tripper · 10-20-2005, 10:32 PM

Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has tourettes syndrome] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!

[the restaraunt suddenly turns silent]

Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids who'd shaven their heads in support of their friend who had cancer] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [in his head]

Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore!

Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!

Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole cuntpiss and balls!

Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch!

Susie Greene: [Just walks in to the restaurant; Thinks Cheryl was talking to her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!

Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker!

Cheryl's father: Aah....Cunninlingus! French Kissing!

Jeff's father: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!

[everyone starts laughing]

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Tripper is Offline General of the Army Posts: 18,895 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Auckland, New Zealand	10-20-2005, 10:32 PM Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has tourettes syndrome] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch! [the restaraunt suddenly turns silent] Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids who'd shaven their heads in support of their friend who had cancer] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [in his head] Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore! Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock! Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole cuntpiss and balls! Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch! Susie Greene: [Just walks in to the restaurant; Thinks Cheryl was talking to her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT! Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker! Cheryl's father: Aah....Cunninlingus! French Kissing! Jeff's father: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O! [everyone starts laughing]