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mR.cLeAn · 11-04-2005, 02:09 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":f616a]wtf local governments[/quote:f616a]

Yeah, its kind gay to create Local laws when State and National laws cancelled it out.

Like in FL, there are a whole bunch of ridiculous laws ...
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The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
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One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

[b]When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.[/b]

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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PS: Having trouble w/ the BOLDING of words .. I highligh and ask to bold and its screws it up.

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mR.cLeAn is Offline Sergeant Posts: 1,000 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Earth	11-04-2005, 02:09 PM [quote="Jin-Roh":f616a]wtf local governments[/quote:f616a] Yeah, its kind gay to create Local laws when State and National laws cancelled it out. Like in FL, there are a whole bunch of ridiculous laws ... ---------------- The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. details One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person. Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense. Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. It is illegal to sell your children. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to skateboard without a license. [b]When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.[/b] You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Oral sex is illegal. You may not kiss your wife's breasts. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. --- [url="http://www.dumblaws.com"]http://www.dumblaws.com[/url] --- PS: Having trouble w/ the BOLDING of words .. I highligh and ask to bold and its screws it up.