
11-24-2005, 08:03 AM
Nyck - pr0n hidden in a secret compartment in his sock drawer
Arkan - a platinum plated cigar guillotine
Gerv - an irish flag with the ATI logo superimposed on it
Milla - hair clippers, Kiwi show polish, gun oil, and every Matchbox 20 CD
JohnJ - a confederate flag tea cozy
Akuma - paraphrenalia epitomizing the downfall of the human condition and 248 old used video cards
Comatose - hidden room filled with ill-gotten Nazi loot
Dreadhead - a bong shaped like Belgium
ninty9 - Real Doll that looks like Jim Peplinski
Tripper - a bag of weed the size of a small child
Buttocks - a haggis stuffing machine in the garage
Art Attack - sloi tied up in the basement
Solidus - a ransom note from Art asking for admin status
Blitz - a machine that auto-posts to IRC rooms and web forums once every 15 seconds
Duffy - a hockey helmet for when he goes to school
I'll think of more...
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