
12-16-2005, 12:57 PM
"I'll give you this 'Free iTunes Song' Bottlecap if you have sex with me." (careful with this one, as you'll probably have to come through with the song eventually)
GIRL: Are you looking at porn?
YOU: No.
GIRL: I can see porn right there on your screen.
YOU: Then YOU'RE looking at porn.
GIRL: What the hell are you talking about?
(pause)
YOU: I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me
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