Re: Rules of being a Man -
12-19-2005, 02:37 PM
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3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his buddies.
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Uhm, what if I wanted to post pics on the net?
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8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go...Either its the car that gets peed on, or you stop.
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9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
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Unless its football..Football sucks and I don't care one bit about the teams.
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13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
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I'd rather stay clothed in prison...
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25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.
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It's OK if she fills up the gas again.
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26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.
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Whats wrong with sky blue or brown cars?
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28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
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Ice Skating - NO
Men's gymnastics is actually pretty interesting to watch, if its the Olympics.
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