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Originally Posted by Blase
Rofl, most hilarious episode of cops ever was this,
"Cop: We're responding to calls that a man high on crack cocaine is in the area harassing people and allegedly stole a car.
*Cops arrive on scene*
Cop: (To a man waving him down) What seems to be the problem here?
Man: This guy, high off his ass just hit my car then took off!
Cop: Well, let's see if we can find him.
*Not even a second later this guy hits a parked car going like 80mph across the street from the cop, the guy then walks out and he's wearing the baggiest pants, a sideways hat, sunglasses, rings, and a necklace*
Coked Up Junkie: Yo', what's up officer?
Cop: You're under arrest.
C.U.J.: Why you gotta be trippin? Why you gotta be trippin?
*The C.U.J. then takes off running and the police chase him down. The whole time he looks like he has no idea what's going on*"
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No, the best one was where they responded to a guy on PCP running around naked in some neighborhood. It was a giant, Michael Clarke Duncan type dude. He was walking down the side walk next to the fence and then all of a sudden turns and punches a hole straight through a wooden fence, then a lady officer sprays him with mase and he grabs her and all the other cops just dive on him even though he's already covered with blood and naked. They end up subduing him with like 12 guys and then the people in the neighborhood start yelling at the cops for hurting him too bad.