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mr.miyagi · 08-31-2002, 09:30 PM

Oh my fuckin god im laughin right now biggrin: biggrin:

you shoulda seen the one in the bath the other night, jeyssuz, it was the size of my fist. big fucker, well once i got talkin to it he was quite a nice guy, he was a meat eater, he loved scaring the fucking shizzle out of old people and told me the difficulties of having eight legs although he kinda convinced me he ruled coz he could walk up the walls n shit.
i was like to my flatmate 'yea, thats a big one...i'll jus get a glass for ya...watch its legs when u get it.....hahaha,errr...is it gone yet??? FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHERE IS IT....TELLLLLL MEEE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!'

another time was when i was sleeping and as i gently opened my eyes from deep sleep i looked straight up above my face and this spider was dangling from the ceiling on a friggin long thread and was stretching his legs as he was about to land on my face. Now that fucked me up for a few weeks, i kept thinkin ol' 50 eyes was gonna come back and 'finish' the 'job'.
freak:
i never handle em but i can put em outside, hell i used to break all the rules by feeding spiders to my venus fly trap when i was young, hehe

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mr.miyagi is Offline 1st Lieutenant Posts: 4,501 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 69 Offtopic Lane, Forum Road, Internet City.co.uk	08-31-2002, 09:30 PM Oh my fuckin god im laughin right now biggrin: biggrin: you shoulda seen the one in the bath the other night, jeyssuz, it was the size of my fist. big fucker, well once i got talkin to it he was quite a nice guy, he was a meat eater, he loved scaring the fucking shizzle out of old people and told me the difficulties of having eight legs although he kinda convinced me he ruled coz he could walk up the walls n shit. i was like to my flatmate 'yea, thats a big one...i'll jus get a glass for ya...watch its legs when u get it.....hahaha,errr...is it gone yet??? FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHERE IS IT....TELLLLLL MEEE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!' another time was when i was sleeping and as i gently opened my eyes from deep sleep i looked straight up above my face and this spider was dangling from the ceiling on a friggin long thread and was stretching his legs as he was about to land on my face. Now that fucked me up for a few weeks, i kept thinkin ol' 50 eyes was gonna come back and 'finish' the 'job'. freak: i never handle em but i can put em outside, hell i used to break all the rules by feeding spiders to my venus fly trap when i was young, hehe That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau