[Arkan]

Shit happens. I went into surgery twice (unrelated reasons) and once left a note saying "Remove appendix ONLY. Leave all other vital organs alone" Doctor found that to be funny.

Other time was when the doctor and staff were preparing for surgery. I called everyone in the room around the operating table where i was lying and said. "Well, i hope everyone got a good nights rest .Now, do we all know why we're here today"?
They all laughed and assured me i'll wake up with everything intact.