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Originally Posted by Email
Kenny Olaniyi <kenny_olaniyi@msn.com> wrote:
From Desk Of: Mr. Kenny Olaniyi
Auditing and accounting section,
Foreign remittance department,
Intercontinental bank plc.
Good Day, Compliment.
I am an Accountant with Intercontinental Bank Plc, My name is Kenny
Olaniyi. I was the personal Accountant to (Engineer Michael) citizen of your
country, who used to work with Chevron Development oil company in Nigeria.
Here in after shall be referred to as my client,On the21st of April 2001, my
Client his wife and their three children wereinvolved in a drastic car
accident Along Ibadan/Lagos Express Road.Unfortunately he and his three kids
lost their lives immediately in the event of the accident, while the wife
was taken to the hospital where she died three days later. Their bodies were
kept in the mortuary for five months in order to carry out proper
investigation by the police on how to locate their surviving relatives. They
have all checked all available publicfiles and embassies,but all their
efforts had proved furtile.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, no one has been coming for his
account that he deposited with our bank. And due to the banking law and
regulation of 1985 sub section 18d page 103 chapter 11 of the constitution
governing all banking policy in Nigeria, and in accordance to the banking
decree 003 subsection 45 which stated that any deposited fund which remains
unclaimed after the existing period of four years will be confiscated by the
national treasury department as unclaimed fund. And this has brought too
much agitation in our bank between boards of directors on how to declare
this account unserviceable due to the fact that the deceased has no next of
kin. After the meeting held by the executives of intercontinental bank with
the personal attorney to late Michael on 29th of April 2004,they have all
agreed to extend the date to 20th January
2006.
Consequently i have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and
property left behind by my client before they Get them confiscated or
declare unserviceable by intercontinental bank Plc Where the deceased had an
account Valued at about ($15,435 million us dollars). The bank has issued
out anotice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated with
in the next four month. Since no one has been able to locate their relatives
for over 3 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin
of the deceased so that this account valued at ($15,435million us
dollars)can be paid to you andthen you and I Can share the money. All the
necessary documents concerning this claim are with the Bank legal
department. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing
this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legal
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in
touch with me
by my email if you are willing to do this.
Yours faithfully
Kenny Olaniyi
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My Response: (YES I SENT IT)
MY UNCLE NOT MY UNCLE!!!! OHHHH HOW I MISS HIM SOOOO
I TALKED TO HIM LAST WEEK, NOBODY TOLD ME WAS DEAD!!!!!11111
I BURIED HIM LAST YEAR BUT HE'S A GOOD MAN WHO GIVES US ME GIFFTS LAST DAY
<insert crying sound here>
KEKE <- HE'S FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A SKUNK AND WANTS TO BE BURIED WITH 2 OF THEM, ALIVE......IF YOUO COULD SEE TO THIS I WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATEDIVE, THANK YOU MA'AM/SIR
I ACCEPT PAYPAL ONLY KTHNX
I HOPE THIS RESPOSE ISN'T URGENT ENOUGHT, AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO NIGERA, IAM SCARED........I HAVE 2 FEARS IN LIVE
NIGERIAN SKUNKS AND BADGERS - AND ALL CLOWNS - ESPICALLY NIGERIAN CLOWNS, BETTER YET NIGERIAN SKUNK CLOWNS, THEY ARE THE WORST...HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE, THEY ARE THE DEVIL...I SWEAR
MOMMA SAID MOMM MOMMA MOMMA SAID THEY ARE THE DEVIL
OK SENT LETTER TO EMAIL ADDRESS - POSTMARKED YESTERDAY
MY AUNT SENDS HER BEST WISHES, AND REGRETS NOT MAKING IT TO THE FUNERAL, THE SKUNK FEAR RUNS IN THE FAMILY I IMAGINE.
KEKEK