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KTOG · **Hard things to say while drunk... -** 01-27-2006, 09:41 AM

Saw this on facebook and thought it was rather funny.

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…

a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
d) Wendy's, Hardy's?...Taoc Bell??--No thank you-i am not hungry.
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have class in the morning.

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KTOG is Offline Captain Posts: 5,824 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Robertplantsville	Hard things to say while drunk... - 01-27-2006, 09:41 AM Saw this on facebook and thought it was rather funny. Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk… a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk… a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk… a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type. d) Wendy's, Hardy's?...Taoc Bell??--No thank you-i am not hungry. e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight? f) I’m not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn’t - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have class in the morning.