[Pyro]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Shawn
God:
Glad to see you, Shawn.
Me:
Why do you give Christians the idea that Hell exists after death, but truly Hell exists already on this Earth you say you created?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
You choose not to explain, because you know it is just another lie to further your ego
God:
I can't decide. You pick one.
Me:
I pick that you're a douche
God:
How do you choose?
Me:
it was easy i only had to look at you