[ninty]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
butt
God:
It's good to see you, butt.
Me:
yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
didn't we already do this
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
yep
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
whatever dude. you know you like it when mrs claus isn't around
God:
Can I help you? I enjoy working with people. I like Creed.. And I know it.
Me:
creed sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
their lead singer was a homo
God:
I heard they have a good lead singer was a homo.
Me:
that made no sdense
God:
" I heard they have a good lead singer was a homo." made no sdense ? I understand.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, butt.