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Default 03-14-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
[url=http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml:d5e0b]For all you single guys out there[/url:d5e0b]
[quote:d5e0b]I don't know of any guys who have a fake pussy to fuck. So I bought one. I tried freezing it (it's weird to do it with an ice-cold pussy) and then I tried heating it. Ouch!! Too hot! Then I just fucked it hard and fast. I pulled out during one of my strokes and jammed my dick on the hard plastic lid part of the toy. It sliced my dick and I had to get four stitches. I told the doctor that I had dropped a knife to cause the damage.[/quote:d5e0b]

OMG LOL!!! happy:
  
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