
03-23-2006, 11:58 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":75782][quote="Short Hand":75782]Stealing melons from farmer Ted's melon patch was heaps of fun.[/quote:75782]
I used to perpetually break into my parapalegic neighbors house when i was 13-14. I would go in his fridge, steal his food, smoke his cigarettes and go in his living room and watch softcore porn.
Sad thing is the next day i would usually come over and make him dinner annoy:[/quote:75782]
shoulda fucked him.
|