
03-24-2006, 12:25 AM
[quote="Short Hand":4974f][quote="Simo Häyhä":4974f][quote="Short Hand":4974f]Stealing melons from farmer Ted's melon patch was heaps of fun.[/quote:4974f]
I used to perpetually break into my parapalegic neighbors house when i was 13-14. I would go in his fridge, steal his food, smoke his cigarettes and go in his living room and watch softcore porn.
Sad thing is the next day i would usually come over and make him dinner annoy:[/quote:4974f]
shoulda fucked him.[/quote:4974f]
no but i made sure to piss in his sink every night
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