You must be a US Citizen to join the military...

We came to the USA legally, well kind of. Back in those days when the Soviet Union was still in existance, we got a guest pass to the USA...Like a student visa, a temporary thing for about a year. During that year, we stayed with relatives and got our documents and I became a resident alien...I had to live in USA for 10 years to get my citizenship, which I did in 2004.

My view on this? Play in the green card lotto and hope to God you get a green card.

Also, I fucking hate how people who have never been to america bash it...