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Zoner · 04-03-2006, 07:29 AM

I sit a lot of the time, as I don't particularly want to wipe up splatters every time I take a leak. I piss like a friggin racehorse, so it's not a matter of missing the bowl...it's a matter of splashback.

Does that make me a faggot? No. It makes me a married man who doesn't have his mommy around to clean his bathroom for him.

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	04-03-2006, 07:29 AM I sit a lot of the time, as I don't particularly want to wipe up splatters every time I take a leak. I piss like a friggin racehorse, so it's not a matter of missing the bowl...it's a matter of splashback. Does that make me a faggot? No. It makes me a married man who doesn't have his mommy around to clean his bathroom for him.