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Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":1bede
Depends how you wana get him back, if you wana sabotage his stuff, make him look foolish in public or just plan a more devious method that only you can witness.
i.e, get him some coffee & piss in it, pour a load of that stuff that 'makes you go' in it or something. Or find out where he lives & fk up something of his, spray paint his house or egg it late at night.
btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:
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did u ever get anything out of that blonde ho, or were you afraid she would use teeth[/quote:1bede]
ya... my parents went on vacation & left the house to me for a week, I had the opportunity to go with the Navy to Norway but decided poontang of that standard was a priority. Anyhoo first night she told me about the teeth thing which scared the hell out of me, 2nd time I saw her I did the ol stretch the arm & put it round back of her head trick & slowly started gettin it on... After bout 5 mins or so of groping on the couch I asked her if she wanted to move upstairs to my room & she told me that she "was on". You should have seen the look on my face. That was the 2nd time that's happened to me with a hot girl... Next day fortunately enough she'd taken the pill & it stopped the wachacallit so we basically went upstairs & yer biggrin:
Was really funny to start off with kus I had the rubber ready in my wallet, some european POS! She was just sittin there butt naked on my bed & I was standin round for 5 min thinking omg there's a hot girl on my bed! But being made in Europe I couldn't get the bloody thing on. At one point I started whistling kus I didn't know what the hell else to do- there isn't a backup plan acting cool with rubber problems. Then I told myself to stop whistlening you moron & eventually got it half on... Half way through shagging the charming young lady, I changed it to another rubber which was far better & introduced her to the style of the doggy, which I am very proud to claim I was the first person to do that to her. I'm even considering making myself a certificate. biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: