
04-19-2006, 08:41 AM
- Fill his iPod with Celine Dion
- Rip a juicy fart onto a coffee filter then make a pot with it. Make sure he gets first dibs.
- Replace his "On hold" phone music with "Van Full Of Retards" by Anal Cunt.
- Remove all but one stick of RAM in his computer
- Plug his monitor into "The Clapper". Clap every 30 mins or so.
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