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Scorpion -]M15F1T[- · **BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH -** 04-28-2006, 09:52 AM

BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

Flashing your husband can be dangerous to your health -- and everyone else's.... One woman from Maine found out the hard way. As she dropped her husband off for work, she gave him a kiss, and then, just for luck, she also gave him a quick flash of her breasts.
A passing cabdriver took a look, and then another, and was so intent on looking at the woman's breasts that he lost control of his cab, crashing into a nearby medical building and knocking off a piece of the building -- right onto the woman. Meanwhile, inside the building, a dental technician was cleaning a patients teeth when the cab crashed, and was so startled she jammed the dental pick into a patients mouth -- and he in turn, bit down on her hand so hard that he severed two of her fingers.

"I'm not sure why I did it," the Maine wife said after the incident, "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see it."

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Scorpion -]M15F1T[- is Offline Sergeant 1st Class Posts: 1,664 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Joined: 06 May 2003	BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH - 04-28-2006, 09:52 AM BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH Flashing your husband can be dangerous to your health -- and everyone else's.... One woman from Maine found out the hard way. As she dropped her husband off for work, she gave him a kiss, and then, just for luck, she also gave him a quick flash of her breasts. A passing cabdriver took a look, and then another, and was so intent on looking at the woman's breasts that he lost control of his cab, crashing into a nearby medical building and knocking off a piece of the building -- right onto the woman. Meanwhile, inside the building, a dental technician was cleaning a patients teeth when the cab crashed, and was so startled she jammed the dental pick into a patients mouth -- and he in turn, bit down on her hand so hard that he severed two of her fingers. "I'm not sure why I did it," the Maine wife said after the incident, "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see it."