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06-28-2006, 08:41 PM
Ya I'm sure that one day I will see someone rise from their seat at the theatre during an epic preview, stub firmly in hand and marching down the red carpet aisleway towards the exit sign, but just as they turn to exit. we meet eye to eye, a look that will haunt me for 365 days. Until one day at that very movie I saw a preview for 1 year ago there I sit when once again Those eyes meet mine. but something is different, he seems happier, hell dare I say WEALTHIER THAN I. He sit in front of me with a smirk on his face as to say, thats right...I exchanged that ticket and got my money back and used that same 9 dollars to buy this ticket. I will slowly backaway in amazement.....
Then I'll realize what a serious fucking cheap bastard he is for saving 9 dollars for a year, the same 9 bucks he could have easily earned by working a minimum wage job for 2 hours at which point I will laugh at him for being so fucking stupid, donkey punch him in the back of the skull and then gangbang his gf, if she hadnt left his broke ass for making her exchange her movie ticket in a year ago and taking her home to eat leftovers and listen to his tape collection
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